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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] itistolaugh) wrote in [community profile] shamechamber2018-03-06 10:27 am
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[personal profile] scaregiver 2018-03-06 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[From here!]

I've seen the movies, yes.
You're not hurt, are you?
itistolaugh: Come look at this Martha! (What the fuck have I done?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-03-06 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
con
cushion

head thing
u know

lots of blood, not mine

also i threw up bring gum
itistolaugh: (The Kobayashi Maru of massages.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2018-03-16 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
1. What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

2. How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???

3. i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"

4. At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

5. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

((from 3/16/18))
Edited 2018-03-16 18:18 (UTC)
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