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Jonathan Crane ([personal profile] restingstitchface) wrote in [community profile] shamechamber2016-02-03 01:40 am

stealing the highschool romance au cause I'm lazy

[Crane clears his throat and peers around the edge of his book. He observes his classmates with some curiosity that doesn't quite make it onto his face. They're talking about Sherry. How tragic an accident it was. How they had warned her about this, that and the other. They hadn't. And they didn't even know he'd done it. God, he's a genius.

He leans forward, stretching his arms over his desk, mustering the most impartial expression he can dredge up. He spots Harleen at that moment and a sudden feeling of nausea rumbles his stomach and upsets his throat, which tightens.

He stares her down. God, does he hate her.]
itistolaugh: (That's terrible. You are terrible.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ Harley's whirlwind entrance in the middle of the semester had been an instant shot up the ranks of popularity, and a swift disappointment for everyone who put her on that pedestal.

Sure, she was pretty and from A City and immediately joined the cheerleading team (no official gymnastics team? the first sign this backwoods hick town OFFICIALLY SUCKED), but she laughed too loud at the wrong things and she wouldn't even talk about A City (because when Daddy gets in the kind of hot water that find your family suddenly uprooted across the country, talking about anything is definitely against the rules).

At least the dead girl meant people would stop paying too much attention to her now. Not that Harley wasn't sad, or knew she was supposed to be sad, but ... It wasn't like she really knew Sherry. They'd been teammates. She was a good flyer, and shared her hairbands that time Harley's snapped before practice. Boo hoo, total bummer, way sad.

Jonathan staring at her is a welcome excuse to break away from the cluster of mourners, even if he definitely didn't mean it as an invitation. ]


Hey! I got a bone to pick with you.

[ She pokes his shoulder with an amateurishly manicured finger. ]

Stop taking out all the deviant psychology books at once. I've been on the reserve list for a week!
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ At her old school, she'd been on the fast track for a full athletic scholarship to any college she wanted. But now she's here and this place has nothing. If she wants out, she'll have to be the top at everything. And dear god in heaven, does she want out.

She thinks, idly, of sinking her thumbs into his eye sockets. It's soothing. ]


You don't need all of them. At least let me have The Gift of Fear. I have to write a paper.
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's leaning against his desk and looking down at him with her arms crossed. ]

It's extra credit. Come on, you don't even need it! You've had it out enough times you probably have it memorized. Please?
itistolaugh: What the fuck kind of rave is this? (Bird Flu sprucin' his goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She grins at him in that warm, open way that helped her so easily slip in with the Cool Kids. ]

You're a pal.

[ She nods at their classmates still agreeing with each other about how Sherry was super great and this is all, like, super tragic. ]

You knew her, didn't you?
itistolaugh: It's that fucking neck, man. (I think I'm in love with a goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just, you don't seem very. Y'know. Grief-y.

Not a criticism, by the way. It's kind of a welcome ... relief? If Linda tells the story of the time The Great Sherry bought her a Diet Cherry Coke after practice like it was a personal message from God one more time, I swear I'll cut off her hair.
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She snorts a laugh in that too-loud way she has and gets some disapproving side eye. ]

Yeah? But the smell. Eugh.
itistolaugh: It grants wishes. (I have one flannel shirt.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She looks back at him and holds his gaze for a while, one corner of her mouth quirked up. She turns her eyes back to Linda and considers the question. ]

Well, ya know...

[ She shrugs as casually as if they were discussing the lunch menu. ]

Not really. I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (If that condom gets punctured)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-03 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She snorts again and shakes her head, but she's still smiling. ]

Well, yeah. I'm not actually going to set someone's head on fire in the middle of the classroom. The actual thing to do would be...

[ She trails off, chewing on her glossy lower lip (strawberry flavored, snuck into her pocket unpaid at the pharmacy). ]

Shift the balance during a flying stunt. Broken wrist, dislocated knee. Happens all the time.
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-04 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She scoffs and tosses her hair. ]

What mind? I mean, god, just look at her. There's nothing going on in there.

[ Since they're having an actual conversation, she sits at the desk in front of his and twists in the seat to face him. She props her elbow on his desk and cups her chin. Just two regular teens, talkin' 'bout regular teen stuff. ]

Okay, so here's her whole thing. Cheerleading is, like, her entire world. No exaggeration. The only thing she wants is to be part of a team and date a football player. But nobody actually likes her? Even Jason is only dating her because he's into the uniform, and nobody else gave him the time of day.

So one little slip? One teeny tiny injury? Bam. That's it. End of story.
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-04 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She rolls her eyes a little. Really? Jonny Crane thinks he knows what girls are like? ]

Uh, no. That would make her a tragedy. She'd get all the pity parties she could ever want, and Jason wouldn't dare break up with her because then he'd be a total shallow asshole. Which he is, but not enough for anyone to call him out on it.

Nobody's gonna shut her out for getting scarred, but she'll be dropped like a hot potato the second she's useless.
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-04 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm saying... Y'know. Subtly. She gets maimed or something, that's a terrible thing, poor girl, let's all be super extra nice! She has a little "accident" because she was "clumsy"? [ Yes, finger quotes included. ] What a dumbass! Can you believe we ever hung out with that loser?
itistolaugh: to his penis. (I had a condom surgically attached)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-08 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
My style. Pff. Okay.

Hey, whose desk is this? I'm gonna switch.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-08 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She grins slow and easy and gives him a considering once over. He's awkward as hell, and more pretty than handsome, but there's potential. Anyway, it's not like she needs eye candy sitting behind her. At the very least, it will be a nice oasis away from footballers pulling her ponytail and begging for dates.

And she really, really needs him to hand over those books. ]


Cool.

[ She goes to fetch her bag from her old desk and brings it back. ]
Edited 2016-02-08 18:10 (UTC)
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Do you wanna fuck the goose y/n?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-02-08 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Tomorrow. And if you forget, I will come get it.

[ She jabs a scolding finger at him, but it comes with a wink so it's hard to register exactly how much is in jest, and turns her back to him with a flip of her perfect hair. She's gotten all she needs from him, for now.

And when Linda has a misstep her first time practicing Sherry's old cheerleading moves, well, isn't that an unrelated story. ]