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[on_thin_ice]

So we have . . . rogue naked cupids. Because why not.

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[boogerman]

What did you expect, adorable little babies?

[on_thin_ice]

Yes, actually. That's what on all the cards. How badly did they mess up?

[boogerman]

On a scale of one to me?

[on_thin_ice]

Ooh, tough call. Maybe a seven?

[boogerman]

But what you call 'messing up', I call 'success'.

[on_thin_ice]

Really? How many of those have you had?

[boogerman]

Cupids...

[on_thin_ice]

What about them?

[boogerman]

Your problem now. Be grateful I warned you before the fun really gets started.

[on_thin_ice]

All you did was tell me what they looked like.

[boogerman]

Did you hear what I just said? What does it sound like to you?

[on_thin_ice]

Uhhh, naked people?

[boogerman]

[baring teeth]

Naked people sabotaging love. Don't ask me why.

[on_thin_ice]

Why would Cupid sabotage love?

[boogerman]

Who knows?

[on_thin_ice]

Don't you know?

[boogerman]

I always know what everyone fears and you know it.

[on_thin_ice]

Yeah, but what does that have to do with Cupid or their rampage?

[boogerman]

Do I have to spoonfeed you everything? Does it matter?

[on_thin_ice]

You don't have to be so vague about it.

[boogerman]

I don't have to do anything.

[on_thin_ice]

Then why tell me anything anyway?

[boogerman]

I have room to hate things not the Guardians.

[on_thin_ice]

Somehow.

[boogerman]

Easily.