college "i swear to god i'll fight you" au

[scanninggaydis]

[HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

They've got half an hour left of this biology class and how did this asshole even get in, it's not a 101 course, he took the placement test to test out of the 101 lecture where this guy belongs.

Felix glares across the classroom at this jock who is somehow an absolute expert at getting his very smart but maybe just a LITTLE airheaded teacher to start talking about the restaurant he took his girlfriend to last night.

THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WENT TO COLLEGE TO HEAR.]

Um. Professor?

[raising his hand, back to looking eager and polite and not at all pissed]

That's...that's really nice to hear, but I was actually really interested in hearing more about the research from your presentation?

[let's get this back on track]

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[foundjuanting]

[the professor just stops, like "oh right, that... that lecture" and starts on it again.

and then there's THIS asshole who just kind of sighs and goes back to his- well not notes, but little marks where he's been tapping his pencil whenever there's been. you know. learning]

[scanninggaydis]

[THAT'S ALSO IRRITATING AS FUCK

...but he can ignore it until the end of class, gathering up his notes and heading for the door]

[foundjuanting]

[HE OUT

possibly not really noticing or caring that. felix is in the way]

[scanninggaydis]

[whelp there go his books

one lands on his foot and do you know how heavy biology textbooks are??

yelping a little, and then glaring at him]

Hey, watch it!

[foundjuanting]

You should've gotten out of the way faster, it's not my fault.

[scanninggaydis]

Are we back in high school? What kind of argument is that?

[GROW UP DUDE]