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[thatboyisamonster]

[ I guess their room looks like an elegant ballroom and Loki is wearing nice clothes and it looks so nice that something is wrong here ]

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[hench_wench]

[Enters the room, freezes, then slooowly backs out of the room and slams the door shut because what the hell that's not supposed to be there.]

[thatboyisamonster]

[ waits ]

[hench_wench]

[After a couple minutes she opens the door a crack and peeks in.]

What is even happening in here.

[thatboyisamonster]

Get in.

[hench_wench]

[Edges into the room and shuts the door behind her, keeping her hand on the knob.]

What's with the new digs? I feel like I missed a memo.

[thatboyisamonster]

What's wrong with it?

[hench_wench]

Nothing's wrong, it's just all so...

[Starts to move around the room, touching things.]

Is a teapot going to start singing?

[thatboyisamonster]

. . . What?

[hench_wench]

Mrs. Potts? Played by that old murder lady? You do not watch enough Disney. We're going to have a movie date.

[thatboyisamonster]

A movie date.

[hench_wench]

Well, not right now. You obviously have plans for tonight already! Lookin' good, by the way.

[thatboyisamonster]

Thank you. Shall we?

[hench_wench]

"We"?

"Shall we" what?

[thatboyisamonster]

Is there a reason you're being particularly daft in this moment?

[hench_wench]

[ HUFFS ]

I am not! You're being weird, dressing up and changing the room out of nowhere! How am I supposed to know what you're thinking?

[thatboyisamonster]

. . .

You honestly cannot tell.

[hench_wench]

Ummm.

Is it your birthday?

[thatboyisamonster]

. . . . .

[hench_wench]

... Is it my birthday?

[thatboyisamonster]

Never mind.

[hench_wench]

No, what is it? What's going on? Was I supposed to dress up too?

[thatboyisamonster]

It is not a requirement.

[hench_wench]

Oh good. I don't own anything this nice. So what are we doing tonight, Brain?

[thatboyisamonster]

What?

[hench_wench]

Well, you said "shall we?" So we're doing something! Right?